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Caption Contest: Win a Brand New 16GB iPod nano! You Pick the Color

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Want to win a brand new 16GB iPod nano? Sure you do.

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Well folks, it’s pretty easy to enter our Caption Contest below. Simply think of a funny quote, saying, comment, question, prayer, rant, etc., that is relevant to the image below and then collectively vote on the winner!
Please make sure and read through the rules carefully. The voting system is really simple. To the right of each comment, there’s a “thumbs up” and “thumbs down” button.
(Just like Digg)

Contest Rules:

• Enter a comment (caption) below
• Limit (THREE) comments per person
• Vote your favorite comments up, and the other ones down
• You can vote once per comment, per IP address
• You can’t vote for your own comments
• All comments require a valid email address, this is how we’ll contact the winner
• There needs to be a minimum of 50 comments (entries) for the contest to take effect
• Contest end date is Tuesday, September 16th at 5:00pm Eastern Time, 2:00pm Pacific Time
• Don’t worry about how many votes are on your comment, we use math to determine a few factors
• The comment with the highest ranking will win a 16GB iPod nano, in the color of your choice!

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To enter the contest, simply think of a funny quote, saying, comment, question, prayer, rant, etc., that is relevant to the image below, and then collectively vote on the winner! CLICK HERE for a full size version.

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The Contest begins NOW !!! Good luck everyone !


Comments [134]

134 Comments to “Caption Contest: Win a Brand New 16GB iPod nano! You Pick the Color”

jack @ September 9th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
  --141

Headline: “Apple Releases New iPods, with Emergency Escape Plan Intact.”

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Maximillian Hill @ September 9th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
  --149

Caption: “Sponsored by Apple, War of the Worlds 2 started filming in NYC this week.”

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Max Cambron @ September 9th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
  --144

As if the dropped calls on the iPhone weren’t bad enough…..

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RickLamey @ September 9th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
  --144

“Hiroshima’s got nothing on this!” — Steve Jobs

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Adam P @ September 9th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
  --149

“…I’m so pretty and witty - Ah! That dress”

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Adams @ September 9th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
  --147

This guy only played the blues.

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Erin @ September 9th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
  --139

Who says Apple is just full of hot air….?

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John @ September 9th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
  --140

“YES..YES..LET THE GLARE FROM THEIR SCREENS BLIND YOU FOOLS! (so next year, when we re brand the ipod 3rd gen. and market it off as gen. 5..you won’t notice.)” -Steve Jobs

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Matt D. @ September 9th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
  --141

“Yes, I have unleashed my most evil creation yet..the new 4G Nano! I shall rule the world with this one. That is, until I release another, better, THINNER monster next year! Then I shall REALLY rule the world!”

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Matt D. @ September 9th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
  --134

Just announced: The iPod Nano 4G. Almost as thin as Steve Jobs himself.

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Jess @ September 9th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
  --145

Is there anything an iPod Nano can’t do?

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Raymond @ September 9th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
  --144

Steve Jobs: “The new iPod nano…Boom!”

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Untergeek @ September 9th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
  --140

(Steve speaking): “I can categorically state that we have solved the exploding battery problem with the new iPod Nano.”

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Untergeek @ September 9th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
  --139

“With the new built-in accelerometer you can find out how fast your iPod Nano is traveling when it hits the ground.”

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Theend @ September 9th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
  --142

its hard to think of a funny quote when the picture isn’t even funny…
-_-

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Sora267 @ September 9th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
  --141

“Oh yeah!!!!” This has to be said like the Kool-Aid Pitcher.

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lindsay Cannon @ September 9th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
  --142

So that’s why there was an earthquake this week—-thanks Jobs

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Rob @ September 9th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
  --144

timmy decides to try his hand at photoshop

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Jack @ September 9th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
  --142

Evidently Apple forgot the meaning of “nano” as the new Nano devoured downtown LA this afternoon.

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Phillip @ September 9th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
  --142

“The new nano is so heavy, you can create your own gateway to hell!” -Steve Jobs

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jimmy @ September 9th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
  --140

“Apple, taking control of the world little by little”

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Aliosha @ September 9th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
  --147

Holly Ballstickeles!!! This women has the better to move or loose her ovaries and to the actually have them on my play the list spread it like a cunt waffle. And what is the this homo on the top of me is done with apples in the warm fairy baloony? He should have the wings to fly. I think my apple sauce is out of the reservation and now it is causing my tout stain to major leakage. Toda! “said the nano as he hit the pavement with his balls”

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Rufus White @ September 9th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
  --137

While Steve floated above LA in a balloon,
and extolled the virtues of iTunes
He sent forth a huge nano
which sang in Soprano:
“I’m coming to a town near you soon!”

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Marc @ September 9th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
  --140

Introducing…. HIROSHIMAPOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Phillip @ September 9th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
  --140

See, in a couple of minutes it will reach China in the form of knock-offs.

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Ciaran @ September 9th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
  --139

Wouldn’t you if you looked like the new blue Zune?

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rick @ September 9th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
  --143

What a way to fill up a pothole…

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Anthony @ September 9th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
  --137

“We’ll fix this problem in iPod nano firmware 2.2″

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Jas @ September 9th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
  --141

IPoOpeD!! … biggest explosion of the Millennium..!

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Ann @ September 9th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
  --136

“Microsoft’s next!”

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jin @ September 9th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
  --143

I dropped a rainbow deuce!

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Justin @ September 9th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
  --143

I am POD!
Hear me roar!

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JJ Mackey @ September 9th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
  --142

“Lighter than air my ass!”

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JJ Mackey @ September 9th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
  --138

“I told you not to call it a Zune!”

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trdueweke @ September 9th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
  --142

“One more thing… it can also DESTROY CITIES!!!”

*Claps and cheers from the audience*

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Hem @ September 9th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
  --143

Tech News: Apple CEO scuttles iPods to remain afloat!

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Sean @ September 9th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
  --133

“What the hell am I doing in a hot air balloon?” -Steve Jobs

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Rob @ September 9th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
  --144

Here I come whether you like it or not bitches!

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Maurice Caleb Avery @ September 9th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
  --142

As feared by many, flipping on the CERN Super-Conducting Super-Collider caused a rip in the space time continuum.
Now instead of being a beloved MP3 player the Apple iPod Nano has become the penultimate expression of evil in the universe able to summon all the minions of darkness to its side!!

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Dano @ September 9th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
  --138

There once was a man from Cupertino
Who delivered music to our ears Incognito,
While we all knew him as the Steve
Whose notes were the Keys,
He was really the Nano Dropping Bandito.

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Darren @ September 10th, 2008 at 12:12 am
  --141

“We think people will really like it”

And they do.

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0asa @ September 10th, 2008 at 1:39 am
  +20

*Nanodrop… GIGA BOOM !*

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nicetomeat @ September 10th, 2008 at 1:45 am
  +11

*Is it a monster? … No it’s Nanozilla!*

With a supertragedic music background!

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mickey @ September 10th, 2008 at 2:26 am
  --142

0h n0es!! I iz n0t Zuness!! I iz fa1L :(

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John @ September 10th, 2008 at 3:15 am
  --129

“Is that a knife in your pocket? Because i see myself getting scratched in your pants”

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Nikhil @ September 10th, 2008 at 3:57 am
  --124

Hold on let me show you, it’s the coolest thing ever … Whose idea was it to make these so damn smooth.

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Alex @ September 10th, 2008 at 5:13 am
  --119

“oh this isn’t where I parked me car”

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Camron T @ September 10th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
  --113

“New from Apple, the iBlowYouUp”

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JRock @ September 10th, 2008 at 6:05 am
  --123

***damn mushrooms are turning on me!

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Joe Harker @ September 10th, 2008 at 6:46 am
  --130

!NANO WHAT!

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chris @ September 10th, 2008 at 6:52 am
  --127

Here’s your colored Ipods, peons.

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Tim @ September 10th, 2008 at 7:09 am
  --127

Jobs drops a seemingly ridiculous iPod People eater…everyone run…Jobs put out the flames.

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Justin @ September 10th, 2008 at 7:20 am
  --127

“Vote for Obama unless you want me as running mate.”

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Peter @ September 10th, 2008 at 7:46 am
  --128

Steve: “Am I dead?! Of course not! Why die when there is plenty of money to be made with this NEW ipod!!!”

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Jose Varas @ September 10th, 2008 at 8:35 am
  --122

The real “El Conquistador” no big top points needed…

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lolo @ September 10th, 2008 at 8:37 am
  --122

ok god i am bringing you one . your wish is coming true :)

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Jas @ September 10th, 2008 at 8:42 am
  --125

The news of nano-chromatic destroying the city is highly exaggerated!!

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Joe Harker @ September 10th, 2008 at 8:46 am
  --123

I, for one, welcome our new NANO overlords

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Sandra Manell @ September 10th, 2008 at 8:59 am
  --123

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein

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Billy Bentley @ September 10th, 2008 at 9:28 am
  --124

‘Photoshop Fail’

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0asa @ September 10th, 2008 at 9:53 am
  --122

I like this one ! Haha !

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Rish Lodhia @ September 10th, 2008 at 9:40 am
  --124

Bill gates at microsoft zune v2.0 keynote
“And we will shine a light of copyrighted justice on them, and smoke these evil I-bombers out of their sleek skinny cavities”

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Joe Lee @ September 10th, 2008 at 10:08 am
  --119

“Apple, you can’t hide from it, you can’t run from it”

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Joe Lee @ September 10th, 2008 at 10:09 am
  --119

“Dude, where’s my dock?”

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christina mccammon @ September 10th, 2008 at 10:41 am
  --117

enough to blow your mind.. no matter where you are….

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michael daniel @ September 10th, 2008 at 11:37 am
  --118

Are you picking up what I am dropping? Monster sound…Nano sized- New from Apple

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Justin @ September 10th, 2008 at 11:40 am
  --115

“I think I got blue balls”

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michael daniel @ September 10th, 2008 at 11:41 am
  --116

The invasion has begun. Monster sound, Apple innovation…Nano sized.

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michael daniel @ September 10th, 2008 at 11:56 am
  --118

…just crossing Fifth when- and I am not making this up- a sickly man in a hot air balloon drops a screaming metal wafer-thing from the sky!! I was terrified but…strangely mesmerized. Was it fate? Had the perfect Ipod found ME? Will I be institutionalized? Only time will tell…

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arbie pineda @ September 10th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
  --117

“Steve Jobs thinks the new Ipod Nano is the bomb.”

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arbie pineda @ September 10th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
  --116

The New Ipod Nano: “I am the bomb!”

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azureguy @ September 10th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
  --113

Drop it like it’s hot. Featuring Steve Jobs.

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Brandon Migliorisi @ September 10th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
  --116

When Steve wants to make an IMPRESSION he just drops a new line of NANOs on us.

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Brandon Migliorisi @ September 10th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
  --113

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, or Steve in a Hot-Air balloon with iPods? either way, it’s a TRIP!

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Kaz @ September 10th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
  --114

The old nano was only powerful enough to light your pants on fire, this nano gives you more bang for your buck

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jose @ September 10th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
  --114

Steve: “really, really nice, hahahahahahah!”

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Gouchie Gouch Rudman @ September 10th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
  --114

Nano Vs. Jobs-Who will survive longer?

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Max @ September 10th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
  --113

I am going to eat all those fuckers who questions Jobs Health,Im just a nano ticked off!

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Kenneth @ September 11th, 2008 at 1:52 am
  --31

“Here you have it..! The all new iPod nano… I know… It’s HUGE..!” - Steve Jobs

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Billy Bentley @ September 11th, 2008 at 11:59 am
  --23

“ZOMG, I DID NOT ASK FOR DE LA SOUL ON SHUFFLE!”

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Billy Bentley @ September 11th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
  --23

more cowbell.

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Steve Whitehouse @ September 11th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
  --24

nanny is loving her new $2 dress,

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Rob @ September 11th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
  --19

As Mr. Jobs rose up and over the Special Event, he invoked his famous “One More Thing… The iPod Magno! 400 billion songs in your pocket, runs on bio-diesel and look how thin it is! Incredible. We think you’re really gonna love this!”

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Tine @ September 11th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
  --23

‘Hey look, we have new Nano’s’…….So what?

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Rob @ September 11th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
  --20

And with one, decisive blow, Mr Jobs eliminated Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld from the technology advertising contest, then escaped into the stratosphere!

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Joey Glazer @ September 11th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
  --18

“Maybe that move wasn’t so Genius.”

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tsiona @ September 11th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
  --21

hey gouchie gouch rudman i got you the “because steve says so ” T - shirt now you get me the nano ….i want the blue one woohoo :)

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Bob Ray @ September 11th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
  --19

“If that’s Chuck Norris in the hot air balloon, than I BEAT CHUCK NORRIS!”

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tnmz6i @ September 11th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
  --20

“The timing couldn’t have been worse. Just as every Zune user in the country gathered for a conference, Steve Jobs’ hot air balloon, passing just overhead, suddenly free-fell 2,000 feet and in the process dropped a gigantic iPod Nano onto the crowd. The “Giganto-Pod” was a display for a nearby store and Steve was delivering it personally. Truly sad, and ironic, that the iPod has now officially, physically, undeniably, crushed the Zune. All of them. Rest in pieces Zune. Also of note, the rumors of Steve Jobs death from the accident are greatly exaggerated.”

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cardine @ September 12th, 2008 at 9:28 am
  --18

“watch out here comes THE nanO!”

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Deano @ September 12th, 2008 at 10:37 am
  --18

QUICK! FEED IT MONEY!

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Tpan @ September 12th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
  --13

Apple has recently released an ipod nano that can be used as an atomic bomb and still be able to play music and watch videos.

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Tpan @ September 12th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
  --16

Omg my ass!

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Tpan @ September 12th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
  --19

lol nvm about the second one

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Bails @ September 12th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
  --18

Ipod Nano What can’t it do?

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Bails @ September 12th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
  --18

That just shows how strong we are.

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Bails @ September 12th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
  --18

OMG my connector.

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oscar @ September 12th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
  --12

We are bigger,better,skinnier and we squash the competition! I pod nano 4th generation landing in apple stores this September!

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Jay @ September 12th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
  --17

After a night of rigid churros and kegstands, Bill Gates’ nightmares are no picnic.

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John @ September 12th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
  --17

New ipods now come with a “Divide By Zero function,” still in beta.

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Tony @ September 12th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
  --17

This is what happens when a 2nd generation & 3rd generation iPod inbreed. It’s a nano-chromatic world in this family from now on!!!

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Tony @ September 12th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
  --18

This is what happens when a 2nd generation & 3rd generation iPod inbreed. No wonder Apple keeps things secret!!

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arthur lucero @ September 13th, 2008 at 12:29 am
  --18

TOUCHDOOOOOOOWN!

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arthur lucero @ September 13th, 2008 at 12:41 am
  --16

Oops! Missed that cockroach…

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arthur lucero @ September 13th, 2008 at 12:44 am
  --17

*cough* Air!!!

(nano coming OUT of the ground)

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aizel @ September 13th, 2008 at 6:09 am
  +11