

Well folks, it’s pretty easy to enter our Caption Contest below. Simply think of a funny quote, saying, comment, question, prayer, rant, etc., that is relevant to the image below and then collectively vote on the winner!
Please make sure and read through the rules carefully. The voting system is really simple. To the right of each comment, there’s a “thumbs up” and “thumbs down” button.
Contest Rules:
• Enter a comment (caption) below
• Limit (THREE) comments per person
• Vote your favorite comments up, and the other ones down
• You can vote once per comment, per IP address
• You can’t vote for your own comments
• All comments require a valid email address, this is how we’ll contact the winner
• There needs to be a minimum of 50 comments (entries) for the contest to take effect
• Contest end date is Tuesday, September 16th at 5:00pm Eastern Time, 2:00pm Pacific Time
• Don’t worry about how many votes are on your comment, we use math to determine a few factors
• The comment with the highest ranking will win a 16GB iPod nano, in the color of your choice!


The Contest begins NOW !!! Good luck everyone !
134 Comments to “Caption Contest: Win a Brand New 16GB iPod nano! You Pick the Color”
Headline: “Apple Releases New iPods, with Emergency Escape Plan Intact.”
Caption: “Sponsored by Apple, War of the Worlds 2 started filming in NYC this week.”
As if the dropped calls on the iPhone weren’t bad enough…..
“Hiroshima’s got nothing on this!” — Steve Jobs
“…I’m so pretty and witty – Ah! That dress”
This guy only played the blues.
Who says Apple is just full of hot air….?
“YES..YES..LET THE GLARE FROM THEIR SCREENS BLIND YOU FOOLS! (so next year, when we re brand the ipod 3rd gen. and market it off as gen. 5..you won’t notice.)” -Steve Jobs
“Yes, I have unleashed my most evil creation yet..the new 4G Nano! I shall rule the world with this one. That is, until I release another, better, THINNER monster next year! Then I shall REALLY rule the world!”
Just announced: The iPod Nano 4G. Almost as thin as Steve Jobs himself.
Is there anything an iPod Nano can’t do?
Steve Jobs: “The new iPod nano…Boom!”
(Steve speaking): “I can categorically state that we have solved the exploding battery problem with the new iPod Nano.”
“With the new built-in accelerometer you can find out how fast your iPod Nano is traveling when it hits the ground.”
its hard to think of a funny quote when the picture isn’t even funny…
-_-
“Oh yeah!!!!” This has to be said like the Kool-Aid Pitcher.
So that’s why there was an earthquake this week—-thanks Jobs
timmy decides to try his hand at photoshop
Evidently Apple forgot the meaning of “nano” as the new Nano devoured downtown LA this afternoon.
“The new nano is so heavy, you can create your own gateway to hell!” -Steve Jobs
“Apple, taking control of the world little by little”
Holly Ballstickeles!!! This women has the better to move or loose her ovaries and to the actually have them on my play the list spread it like a cunt waffle. And what is the this homo on the top of me is done with apples in the warm fairy baloony? He should have the wings to fly. I think my apple sauce is out of the reservation and now it is causing my tout stain to major leakage. Toda! “said the nano as he hit the pavement with his balls”
While Steve floated above LA in a balloon,
and extolled the virtues of iTunes
He sent forth a huge nano
which sang in Soprano:
“I’m coming to a town near you soon!”
Introducing…. HIROSHIMAPOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See, in a couple of minutes it will reach China in the form of knock-offs.
Wouldn’t you if you looked like the new blue Zune?
What a way to fill up a pothole…
“We’ll fix this problem in iPod nano firmware 2.2″
IPoOpeD!! … biggest explosion of the Millennium..!
“Microsoft’s next!”
I dropped a rainbow deuce!
I am POD!
Hear me roar!
“Lighter than air my ass!”
“I told you not to call it a Zune!”
“One more thing… it can also DESTROY CITIES!!!”
*Claps and cheers from the audience*
Tech News: Apple CEO scuttles iPods to remain afloat!
“What the hell am I doing in a hot air balloon?” -Steve Jobs
Here I come whether you like it or not bitches!
As feared by many, flipping on the CERN Super-Conducting Super-Collider caused a rip in the space time continuum.
Now instead of being a beloved MP3 player the Apple iPod Nano has become the penultimate expression of evil in the universe able to summon all the minions of darkness to its side!!
There once was a man from Cupertino
Who delivered music to our ears Incognito,
While we all knew him as the Steve
Whose notes were the Keys,
He was really the Nano Dropping Bandito.
“We think people will really like it”
And they do.
*Nanodrop… GIGA BOOM !*
*Is it a monster? … No it’s Nanozilla!*
With a supertragedic music background!
0h n0es!! I iz n0t Zuness!! I iz fa1L
“Is that a knife in your pocket? Because i see myself getting scratched in your pants”
Hold on let me show you, it’s the coolest thing ever … Whose idea was it to make these so damn smooth.
“oh this isn’t where I parked me car”
“New from Apple, the iBlowYouUp”
***damn mushrooms are turning on me!
!NANO WHAT!
Here’s your colored Ipods, peons.
Jobs drops a seemingly ridiculous iPod People eater…everyone run…Jobs put out the flames.
“Vote for Obama unless you want me as running mate.”
Steve: “Am I dead?! Of course not! Why die when there is plenty of money to be made with this NEW ipod!!!”
The real “El Conquistador” no big top points needed…
ok god i am bringing you one . your wish is coming true
The news of nano-chromatic destroying the city is highly exaggerated!!
I, for one, welcome our new NANO overlords
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein
‘Photoshop Fail’
I like this one ! Haha !
Bill gates at microsoft zune v2.0 keynote
“And we will shine a light of copyrighted justice on them, and smoke these evil I-bombers out of their sleek skinny cavities”
“Apple, you can’t hide from it, you can’t run from it”
“Dude, where’s my dock?”
enough to blow your mind.. no matter where you are….
Are you picking up what I am dropping? Monster sound…Nano sized- New from Apple
“I think I got blue balls”
The invasion has begun. Monster sound, Apple innovation…Nano sized.
…just crossing Fifth when- and I am not making this up- a sickly man in a hot air balloon drops a screaming metal wafer-thing from the sky!! I was terrified but…strangely mesmerized. Was it fate? Had the perfect Ipod found ME? Will I be institutionalized? Only time will tell…
“Steve Jobs thinks the new Ipod Nano is the bomb.”
The New Ipod Nano: “I am the bomb!”
Drop it like it’s hot. Featuring Steve Jobs.
When Steve wants to make an IMPRESSION he just drops a new line of NANOs on us.
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, or Steve in a Hot-Air balloon with iPods? either way, it’s a TRIP!
The old nano was only powerful enough to light your pants on fire, this nano gives you more bang for your buck
Steve: “really, really nice, hahahahahahah!”
Nano Vs. Jobs-Who will survive longer?
I am going to eat all those fuckers who questions Jobs Health,Im just a nano ticked off!
“Here you have it..! The all new iPod nano… I know… It’s HUGE..!” – Steve Jobs
“ZOMG, I DID NOT ASK FOR DE LA SOUL ON SHUFFLE!”
more cowbell.
nanny is loving her new $2 dress,
As Mr. Jobs rose up and over the Special Event, he invoked his famous “One More Thing… The iPod Magno! 400 billion songs in your pocket, runs on bio-diesel and look how thin it is! Incredible. We think you’re really gonna love this!”
‘Hey look, we have new Nano’s’…….So what?
And with one, decisive blow, Mr Jobs eliminated Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld from the technology advertising contest, then escaped into the stratosphere!
“Maybe that move wasn’t so Genius.”
hey gouchie gouch rudman i got you the “because steve says so ” T – shirt now you get me the nano ….i want the blue one woohoo
“If that’s Chuck Norris in the hot air balloon, than I BEAT CHUCK NORRIS!”
“The timing couldn’t have been worse. Just as every Zune user in the country gathered for a conference, Steve Jobs’ hot air balloon, passing just overhead, suddenly free-fell 2,000 feet and in the process dropped a gigantic iPod Nano onto the crowd. The “Giganto-Pod” was a display for a nearby store and Steve was delivering it personally. Truly sad, and ironic, that the iPod has now officially, physically, undeniably, crushed the Zune. All of them. Rest in pieces Zune. Also of note, the rumors of Steve Jobs death from the accident are greatly exaggerated.”
“watch out here comes THE nanO!”
QUICK! FEED IT MONEY!
Apple has recently released an ipod nano that can be used as an atomic bomb and still be able to play music and watch videos.
Omg my ass!
lol nvm about the second one
Ipod Nano What can’t it do?
That just shows how strong we are.
OMG my connector.
We are bigger,better,skinnier and we squash the competition! I pod nano 4th generation landing in apple stores this September!
After a night of rigid churros and kegstands, Bill Gates’ nightmares are no picnic.
New ipods now come with a “Divide By Zero function,” still in beta.
This is what happens when a 2nd generation & 3rd generation iPod inbreed. It’s a nano-chromatic world in this family from now on!!!
This is what happens when a 2nd generation & 3rd generation iPod inbreed. No wonder Apple keeps things secret!!
TOUCHDOOOOOOOWN!
Oops! Missed that cockroach…
*cough* Air!!!
(nano coming OUT of the ground)
Lady:”OMG, did it just hit the guy walking with a zune?”
Steve Jobs: “I give you the new ipod nano! ..truly ground-breaking”
Steve Jobs: “Has anyone seen my new ipod nano? I seem to have misplaced it.”
Steve Jobs: “and one more thing, we going to get aggressive with our competitors, and they can’t match it… I introduce to you iPod MEGA… sorry I can’t pull this one out of my pocket!”
Agressive Gentrification comes to your neighboorhood.
“The Zune’s newest features put it miles ahead of the new iPod, so we’re just gonna kill everything.”
“This should detract some attention from the Zune.”
“The Zune is just gonna make a shittier killing machine in a year.”
Nanobots invasion!!
Putting his riches to use, Steve Jobs began filming his OWN version of “Disaster Movie.”
“Apple, dominating the world to help end boredom!”
“Now go forth Nano and kill those hundreds of Zune users!”
When 2nd gen Arnold Swarchenano cried out “I’ll Be Back”, no one took him seriously. If only we had listened…
Jobs on the new iPod Nano: Its going to be huge!
iRule the world.
I came!! Argghhhh!!!!!!!!!
Just another day in the city….
Apple introduces the iPod that can do anything…. including scream!
Watch out! The new iPod nano is dropping in on you.
Whoops!
what the hell
Steve: “Even after all those hints I’ve ‘DROPPED’… Some people are STILL clueless about Apple’s next release!”
I pootered my pants.
all your music are belong to us.
Steve Jobs dropped the blue one because he really like the yellow one–or as he calls it–”The Ban-nano”
To rant from the Air up there
undertones His Heir to be,
Groundbreaking Pods, Touches n’ Such
aren’t too welcome on ol’ Wally Stree,
Is it you or maybe I
in Next, Pixar, Apple or Disney,
That His Majesty fly’s high
and we’re just all ropes, under . . .
His Airness’s Blimpie.
“Peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jellllllly!”
“Steve summons his level 4 iPod Nano to wreak havoc on the helpless streets of San Francisco.”
Funny, standing over the steam grate looked so much more pleasurable when Marilyn Monroe did it in “The Seven Year Itch”!