Get the Original: Because Steve Says So T-Shirt
Your one stop Mac spot
AAPL: 222.25 ( -2.40 )

Blog

Colbert: Beware of the iPhone Kill Switch

The iPhone “kill switch” may have a bit more in store for us than originally expected. According to Stephen Colbert, we may be looking at public enemy number one.

Last week we reported about the now well known iPhone kill switch, a blacklisting mechanism that can remotely disable unauthorized applications on the device. Steve Jobs has since gone on record confirming its existence, noting that Apple would only take advantage of this when absolutely necessary.

While many of us simply couldn’t understand what the implications of this may be, fortunately we have Stephen Colbert to provide clarification. (iPhone at 5:45)



So what’s the solution? “Buy a Zune, they can’t kill you…or do anything else.” Priceless. Without Colbert’s brilliant assertions and Journalistic prowess I may have fell victim to my iPhone’s evil plans.

[Link]

Comments [5]

5 Comments to “Colbert: Beware of the iPhone Kill Switch”

dave @ August 16th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
 Add karma Subtract karma  +1

That bit was hilarious. And the dig on the Zune at the end was priceless.

Only Microsoft could advertise Wireless Sync as a feature for a product while requiring it to be connected to a power supply to use the feature [thus negating the 'wireless' part of the feature].

Reply

SethG @ August 16th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
 Add karma Subtract karma  +1

HA ! Colbert for President !!! The thing is… Everyone knew it, we were just afraid to admit it.

Thank you Steven! For making us all more aware of our dangerous surroundings !

Reply

bigpattylee2008 @ August 17th, 2008 at 12:54 am
 Add karma Subtract karma  +1

I find that Zune’s flat shape prevents it from making a good doorstop. Apple’s curved products on the other hand… Macbook Air was the best doorstop I’ve ever used. Highly recommended.

Reply

iPhoner @ August 17th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
 Add karma Subtract karma  +0
Randy stewart @ August 18th, 2008 at 10:26 am
 Add karma Subtract karma  +0

Wanna find out what’s on Colbert’s iPhone? I’ve got the skinny on my blog over here – http://blog.stewtopia.com/2008/08/15/whats-on-stephen-colberts-iphone/

Cheers,
Randy Stewart

Reply

Spam protection by WP Captcha-Free